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Addison!

Addison!

“Whole Milk.”

Beth!

Beth!

Pathologically honest. Stephen King meets Pink Floyd. Why do you bend like that. Cuddlier than a sea urchin. Three cats in a trenchcoat, none of whom are speaking to each other. Resident MILF.  “She played my heart like a well-oiled bassoon.”
Christina!

Christina!

“Windows are the eyes to the house” 

“Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing.”

“I like people. Places. And things.”

Jacob!

Jacob!

Jake!

Jake!

“Voted most likely to succeed… at choking to death while inhaling a burrito.”

Jenny!

Jenny!

“Britney Spears made me gay in 2008”

Jody!

Jody!

It doesn’t matter what color or religion you are, which gender, weight, height, size or sexual preference. All people are delicious.”

Joe!

Joe!

“Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them.” -Bill Cosby

Jon!

Jon!

“I’m not prepared for this.”

Kyleigh!

Kyleigh!

“When I told my parents I wanted to do improv, they said everyone would laugh at me. Well, nobody’s laughing now.”

Laura!

Laura!

Lauren!

Lauren!

“Well, I don’t know how many years on this Earth I got left. I’m gonna get real weird with it.” -Frank Reynolds 

Matias!

Matias!

“Yearbook quotes are for posers! -Matías”

Robert!

Robert!

Robert isn’t that funny. He’s a very serious actor. 

Wayne!

Wayne!