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Addison!

Addison!

“Whole Milk.”

Beth!

Beth!

Pathologically honest. Stephen King meets Pink Floyd. Why do you bend like that. Cuddlier than a sea urchin. Three cats in a trenchcoat, none of whom are speaking to each other. Resident MILF.  “She played my heart like a well-oiled bassoon.”
Christina!

Christina!

“Windows are the eyes to the house” 

“Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing.”

“I like people. Places. And things.”

Jacob!

Jacob!

Jake!

Jake!

“Voted most likely to succeed… at choking to death while inhaling a burrito.”

Jenny!

Jenny!

“Britney Spears made me gay in 2008”

Joe!

Joe!

“Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them.” -Bill Cosby

Jon!

Jon!

“I’m not prepared for this.”

Kyleigh!

Kyleigh!

“When I told my parents I wanted to do improv, they said everyone would laugh at me. Well, nobody’s laughing now.”

Laura!

Laura!

Lauren!

Lauren!

“Well, I don’t know how many years on this Earth I got left. I’m gonna get real weird with it.” -Frank Reynolds 

Matias!

Matias!

“Yearbook quotes are for posers! -Matías”

Robert!

Robert!

Robert isn’t that funny. He’s a very serious actor.